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Hi there!
disregardwomen
When my mom’s out in public, she sends me pictures of lesbians she sees.
evolve-within
Jesus I envy that relationship.
this is like the time when my mum took me bra shopping and the girl measuring me up was a lesbian and my mum said to me “i’ll go take a walk around the shop so you can talk to this nice young girl” and gave me a look as if to say “chat her up”.
My mum tries to push me towards cute possibly gay girls and then disappears. She did it in Primark once and I found her hiding behind a pile of knickers, watching me.
auntiesnixshipper
i love all of your moms
When I was 17 I was convinced I was in love with the check out girl at the grocery store 5 minutes away from our house, so my dad went to get milk and somehow found an appropriate point in the conversation while buying a half gallon of milk to give her my number. Three days later she called me and asked if I wanted to come over “to watch a movie” and long story short my dad got me laid thanks dad.
That last story is worth reblogging
“I hope you live a life you’re proud of. If you find that you’re not, I hope you have the strength to start all over again.”
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I will love you when you’re just waking up with your tired eyes and sleepy voice. I will love you when you’re looking at the setting sun with nothing but pure amazement in your eyes. I will love you when your memories get the best of you and your mind floods from overthinking. I will love you when you think of yourself in the lowest way possible, and I will do everything in my power to change your outlook. I will love you when you breakdown and just need someone to hold you through the pain. I will love you when you find nothing worth loving about yourself. I will love you when your tears seem to be unstoppable. I will love you when you wear your smile so big I think it could fill the entire town. I will love you when you are completely together and when you are completely apart. I will love you through your highest highs and your lowest lows.
I will love you through it all.
”— (via death-makes-life-more-meaningful)
don’t rush anything. good people end up with good people